Don't touch me i'm fabulous

lets be friends so you can buy me pizza.

when you have A LOT in common with someone

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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(via sorry)

kingloptr:

when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers

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2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

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unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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