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legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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anus:

spotting a hot person

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(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy movie looks amazing

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kardashianjpeg:

I FOUND THIS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND IM PISSING MYSELF

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maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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sensible:

eat when i’m sad

eat when i’m happy

eat when i’m with my friends 

eat when i’m on the computer 

eat when i’m bored 

eat when i’m with my family

(Source: confirmance, via trust)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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